HELLO THIS GUY IS LIIIIIIIIITTERALLY MY HUSBAND?!?!?!?! how does one create a man so perfect. i am so serious. LOOK AT HIM!!!! LISTEN TO HIM. OH MY GOD HE IS lITERALLY SO CUTE LIKE WJAT???? i love bareny calhoun so much he is my love my life my world anf everything else. if i lived in hl1 i would be so happy because Every security guard IS BARNEY CALHOUN ITS LITERALLY HEAVEN LIKE IMAGINE BEING IN A PILE OF CUTE PUPPIES BUT ITS BARNEY CALHOUN LIKE OH MY GOOGGGOGGAAAAHHHH